Houston METRORAIL Nominated for the Rube Goldberg Award

From: "Tom Bazan" <tbazan@houston.rr.com>
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Subject:
Houston METRORAIL Nominated for the Rube Goldberg Award for a 1/2-Billion Dollar "Transit Backbone" System's Unique Way to take Cars OFF THE Road, the Hard Way, with a Record Number of WAM-BAM-TRAM-RAM Collisions
Date:
Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:45:25 -0500

I am truly impressed at how effective METRORail has been at taking cars off the road, the HARD WAY, one at a time.

Therefore, I am compelled to nominate Houston's METRORail for the Rube Goldberg Award for a 1/2-Billion Dollar "Transit Backbone" System's unique way to take cars off the roads, the Hard Way, with a Record Number of WHAM-BAM-TRAM-RAM Collisions.

Rube Goldberg's designs were symbols of man's capacity for exerting maximum effort to accomplish minimal results. METRORail would have made him smile.

Rube believed that there were two ways to do things: the simple way and the hard way, and that a surprisingly number of people preferred doing things the hard way. In a word "METRORail."

Never before in Houston has so much been spent to move so few, ever so slowly, unreliably, and over such a short distance, while at the same time removing so many cars (55+ collisions in less than 8 months of operation), one at a time, from the road. Sure to be a runaway winner.

Tom Bazan
P.O. Box 2786
Houston, TX 77252

832.673.0018

BAZAN, a long-time real estate broker, appraiser and environmental consultant, is the Independent Candidate for the 18th Congressional District of Texas, running to replace Sheila Jackson-Lee

www.BazanForCongress.com


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